Tuesday, May 22, 2007

If you haven heard of it, you can read it here.

Because today, is the day jaslin and friends go to the principal's office. NOT!

HAHAHHAHAHA. It's so damn funny i dont know how to start.

So we had a relief faci for java class today. He was being so annoying in the morning. It all started when bev walked in making a little noise since she was embarrassed about her new haircut. He asked her for her name.

He: 'Whats your name?'
she: 'Huh? beverly'
he: 'Beverly... you are already late and you still make so much noise'
she: '#*($*#*#*$*(&$&'

Then he got us to write pseudocode (i dont know how it's spelled). And talked lots of shit about how he refuse to let his other class write the codes for the program till he approves the pseudoshit.

So he went out for awhile to dont know do wad, and came back into class asking if there was lesbians in the class. APPARENTLY, he saw wad shiyun wrote outside the class board about she loving bev. So the few of us was like, SO WAD? you got a problem with lesbians now la? We lesbian cannot meh? Half the class lesbian and gay leh.

He went like EWWW and all those shit and got increasingly annoying. He dismissed us for 1 break and i went to wind down all the blinds cos it was too bright. We went for break once he stepped into class at 10. And refuse to go back to class on time. Walked to W1 so ryan could visit his girlfriend. There was a fight there, police came but we went off before finding out wad happened.

Went back to class, and i saw the blinds up. So i wanted to pull it down.

He says: 'DO NOT PULL DOWN THE BLINDS!'
i say: 'Why not?'
he says: 'Do i have to give you an explanation?'
i say: 'Errrr, kind of??'
he says: 'Who do you think you are?'
i say: '................ (thinking 'WADEFFFS')

So i gave black face and sat down, with the stupid light shining on my laptop. Damn annoying.

Shiyun: 'EH dont bother about him la, just pull down the thing'
He: 'What did you say??? YOU SHUT UP!'
Shiyun: 'ask me shut up for wad??? my mouth lei'
He: 'I ASK YOU TO SHUT UP!!!'
me: *Looks on*
He: 'You got to learn how to respect!'
Shiyun: 'You respect me 1st then i respect you'
He: 'You SHUT UP, i not talking to you'
me: *still looking on*
he: 'So you want to play punk with me la, i was a student once. you go ask around the year 3s. it's not my 1st day at rp'
shiyun: 'then you think it's my 1st day at rp meh?'
me: 'Alright, i'll go do a survey on the year 3s later'
he: 'NO NEED TO DO SURVEY. LATER WE GO PRINCIPAL OFFICE!'


*silence*


So he went and walked around to check those pseudoshit. Refusing to attend to either me or shiyun. NVM. Ryan was fiddling his cards as usual. He saw and ...

he: 'So you think with your cards?'
Ryan: 'Errr, no'
he: 'Keep it now!'
Ryan: 'Errr, ok'
Shiyun: 'Ryan, relax.'
Ryan: 'Aiya, this kind of thing nothing one la'
he: *STARES*

After he dismissed us for 2nd break out.

he: 'JASLIN AND SHIYUN. COME HERE', 'YOU (points at ryan) you also not happy with me right? come here.'

3 of us went to the faci table.

he: 'ask yourself wad kind of attitude you giving me'
all: 'What attitude we give you?'
he: ASK YOURSELF!!'
all: *thinks*
me: 'you got to tell us wad kind of attitude we giving you'
he: 'Please la, i'm a student before. i know.'
all: *WADEFFS*
he: 'So you dont want to settle this nicely. Ok we go principal office settle this'
shiyun: 'you think we your dog ar? you ask us to go then we go'
me: *controls laughter*

then i started laughing cos the faci was so mad that he was shaking, literally.

he: 'Lets go to the principal office now! YOU (points at shiyun) i'll make sure i get you out of this school!'
all: *stands there*
he: 'LET GO NOW!'
all: *still standing*
he: 'PACK YOUR BAG AND GO NOW!'
he: 'NO, NO NEED TO PACK YOUR BAG, GO NOW!'
all: 'Aiya, lets go la'
me: 'WAIT, i take wallet 1st, in case i want to buy food.


So we followed him to the RPC. Waited at the life while he makes some call. Then walked back to agora, where he got us to sit down at the stage.

he: 'look, i want to settle this nicely. Going to the office should be the last resort'
all: *looks on*
he: 'so wads the issue about?'
me: 'i just wanted the blinds to be down. it's like that everyday. the whole class like it to be down plus i cant see my screen. i know you like it up, but different people got different preference '
he: 'what nonsense, i'm sitting right beside you, i can see my screen well'
me: 'DO YOU GET WAD I'M TRYING TO SAY. POINT IS DIFFERENT PEOPLE GOT DIFFERENT PREFERENCE! it's not about who sit where omg!' *starts to think that he isnt lisening to wadever i'm saying*
Ryan: 'Chill la cher, no need so pek chek, it's really nothing to us'
he: 'wadever la, go back to class.'
all: 'HUH?'
he: 'just go back to class'
all: 'Well alright.'


Went back to class, laughed a hell lot before packing up and leave. I wind down the blind one last time before i left the class. Apparently i heard from sha that he came back in awhile later and wind the blinds up AGAIN.

Some people just dont get it.


i'll post pictures from friday and today tmr. When i get them from bev.

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